Beijing Olympic Commission Limits Hostess Ass Size 

Saturday, June 9th, 2007 by Dave

Via Yahoo! News:

Tattoos, big bottoms a no-no for Beijing Olympic hostesses

For women hoping to become hostesses at next year’s Olympic Games medal ceremonies, here come the criteria: no tattoos, no big bottoms, and cut down on the earrings.

Tattoos and earrings tend to look sleazy, while big bottoms could stick out too much, state media reported Friday, quoting officials selecting candidates for medal ceremonies and other protocol activities

“We don’t want anyone who looks in any way sleazy because that could really put athletes off,” said Li Ning, principal of Beijing Institute of Protocol, who is heading the selection process.

“Bone structure and height should be uniform,” she said. “For example, we don’t want any wide bottoms.”

This is quickly shaping up to be the worst Genocide Olympics ever.

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How Do They Know What Not to Know? 

Friday, June 8th, 2007 by Dave

I’ve always wondered, with so much censorship in China, how do all the information gatekeepers know what exactly to censor? Yes, many things are obviously controversial (like railing against the Party), but what about the specific people and events that never get taught in schools or mentioned in the media? Is there some kind of secret Xinhua Stylebook that gets distributed among censors to keep them in the know about what’s not supposed be in the know?

Thanks to Riding Sun and his find on this article, I can see that the answer appears to be “no”:

A young clerk with no knowledge of the 1989 Tiananmen Square crackdown allowed a tribute to victims slip into the classified ads page of a newspaper in southwest China, a Hong Kong daily reported on Wednesday.

The tiny ad in the lower right corner of page 14 of the Chengdu Evening News on Monday night, read: “Paying tribute to the strong(-willed) mothers of June 4 victims”.

…Hong Kong’s South China Morning Post said a young woman on the Chengdu Evening News classified section had allowed the ad to be published because she’d never heard of the June 4 crackdown.

And apparently you can censor something so much that you actually start publicizing it.

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Breaking News! 

Sunday, May 13th, 2007 by Dave

Someone vandalized a picture in Beijing!

Vandal damages China’s iconic Mao portrait

And the last person to do this was just released from prison in a mentally ill condition after a sixteen year sentence for the crime.

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MySpace China: Leak your National Secrets Elsewhere 

Sunday, April 29th, 2007 by Dave

I like it when I see U.S. companies taking initiative in China and seizing market share — but not in this way.

MySpace now available in China - minus politics and religion

MySpace, the world’s largest social networking website, has finally come to China, the world’s most populous nation. After months of delays, China’s 1.3 billion citizens are now able to create their own pages on the Chinese-language version of MySpace. But unlike MySpace in other countries, sensitive topics like religion and politics are nowhere to be found on the Chinese site, and users are asked to report ’subversive’ activity.

MySpace, which already has more than 100 million users worldwide, is backed by News Corporation, one of the world’s largest media groups. The company formally announced MySpace China yesterday, and the site went live shortly after midnight in China, with a layout which mimics that of its main global site - with a few key differences.

Discussion forums on subjects like religion and politics are nowhere to be found on the new Chinese MySpace site, even though these are popular topics on other international MySpace sites. Instead, users are only offered safer topics for conversation, such as humor, sport and movies.

Users are told to click a button if they spot any ‘misconduct’ by other users. This ‘misconduct’ includes actions such as ‘endangering national security, leaking state secrets, subverting the government, undermining national unity, spreading rumors or disturbing the social order’ – according to the site’s terms and conditions…[more]

Then again, if all foreign companies decided to pull out of China rather than cens0r their content, would cens0rship gain the added benefit of economic protectionism for China? Would that weaken Beijing’s incentive to loosen controls on free speech?

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Spider-Man 3 Pirated in China…or Not 

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007 by Dave

From Reuters, a bizarre article about the “possible” pirating of Spider-Man 3 in China.

Chinese pirates beat Spider-Man to the punch

China’s infamous movie pirates have done it again — “Spider-Man 3″ is already being sold on Beijing’s streets almost two weeks ahead of its U.S. premier.

Costing just over $1 apiece, the pirated DVDs appear to be of the actual movie, complete with a picture of the hero in a new, black spider suit which he wears for some of the film.

There is even a warning on the back, printed in Chinese, against pirating the product.

But put the one bought on Tuesday in the machine, and it does not work — a common problem with Chinese-made DVDs, which are often made with poor equipment in dingy backrooms.

The rest of the piece fails to mention whether or not the movie has actually been pirated, which the article’s title had suggested.

And of course, if that disk turns out to not contain the Spider-Man 3 film, it will be the first case of a mislabeled DVD in the history of Chinese piracy.

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